SQUIRTING
an online video course
I’ve taught this workshop countless times and absolutely adore teaching it, so I’ve immortalised it into a video course you can access anytime. Yay for exploring at your own pace, in your own space.
WHAT YOU RECEIVE:
5 PART COURSE: A five part video course with written notes for each section.
OPPORTUNITY FOR QUESTIONS: An ongoing opportunity to ask questions during the course, either on the videos or directly and privately to me.
1 YEAR ACCESS: access for one year to videos, resources and Q&A function.
PRICE: $99 USD
WHAT THIS VIDEO COURSE EXPLORES:
Euphemia’s courses are a mix of embodied science meets kinky exploration, with some dorkiness. This series can guide you through understanding the mechanics of squirting so you can explore yours and/or other people’s bodies in an informed, supported way.
Pleasure anatomy and physiology using diagrams and 3D models, (but no physical demonstrations).
Tools and tips to prepare for play to prepare for what’s to cum ;).
My 4 key elements for magnifying the possibility of squirting.
My top techniques for touch, manual sex, and ergonomic sex.
In-built tools to magnify the sensation.
Signs that you know you’re close.
The best toys for exploring yourself and others.
How to control squirting so it can be a choice to experience.
Squirting is trending, and is often seen as an achievement. I encourage you to shift away from goal-oriented exploration, to take the pressure off the outcome, and reframe this course as an opportunity to explore new experiences and sensations in the body. It may or may not lead to squirting, but in the process it is hopefully fun, and reminds you of the choices and options you have for pleasure.
There is still much more research to be done about squirting and gushing. If you’re keen to learn about the research, I have gathered it in this blog for y’all: https://www.iwishyouknew.net/squirting-blog.
ABOUT EUPHEMIA:
Euphemia, (gender pronouns: they/them) is a pleasure and somatic coach and bestselling author.
They offer somatic and embodiment practices to resource their clients’ pleasure practices and habits through deep and disarmingly dorky ways. Meanwhile, they are always imperfectly in-process with their own pleasure, embodiment, and collective liberation practices.
They feel most aligned to purpose when they support people in experiences of attunement to the body’s subtleties, slow pleasure rituals, people-pleasing and appeasing social conditioning, broadening embodied choices, realising and articulating desires, embodying power and autonomy, and chronic pain.
They are of Scottish descent, born a settler on unceded Kulin Nation lands (AKA Melbourne, Australia), and a recent migrant to Lisjan Ohlone land on Turtle Island (AKA Oakland, California). They hold the identities and experiences of being white, queer non-binary, able-bodied, and born middle-class, and a trauma survivor.
Euphemia is trained and certified in sex-positive education, sexual violence counselling, somatic coaching, trauma-informed facilitation, and has a background in Community Cultural Development.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
How long do I have access to this workshop? You have access for one year from purchase.
Are there physical demonstrations? There are no physical demonstrations included in this course. This is a clothes-on workshop with no live demonstrations.
Why do you use the language “people who squirt”? The language and examples I use are purposefully gender-inclusive, never using assigned sex language like “female”. Assigned sex (determined by hormones, chromosomes and genitals) don’t decide someone’s gender (woman, non-binary, man, or others).
I’m interested to join, but feel nervous. Should I still join? Totally fair and normal you feel nervous! It’s the most natural response as talking and sharing about pleasure is still radical. If you have questions before joining, e-mail me through the contact page.
Is this supportive for me if I experience trauma? My facilitation and work is trauma-informed and I'm a trained sexual violence counselor. However, I'm not a therapist. If you think you need direct support for your trauma as you explore embodiment I suggest do coaching session with me, or finding a therapist to support you in tandem with this work.
I require subtitles to learn, are they included? Not at this stage, but I am in the process of adding them. Please email me if you have any other questions about accessibility: euphemia@iwishyouknew.net.
Can all genders sign up? Yeah absolutely! All my work and offerings are for people of all gender identities and bodies.
Is it possible to get a refund if I change my mind? There are no refunds on this product.
I’m not yet 18 years old, can I buy this product? Sadly not, this is strictly for adults over 18.